I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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