Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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