to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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