You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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