Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize