That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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