Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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