i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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