matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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