Don't you send me to vm
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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