I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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