I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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