I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Dick very happy bro
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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