I just cut my nipple shaving
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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