yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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