My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
She's JV to your varsity
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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