have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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