Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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