Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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