I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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