I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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