I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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