even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
