Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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