Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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