Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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