I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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