Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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