Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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