when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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