I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
God, I missed his penis.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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