? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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