In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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