He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's never too late to be topless.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Alive.
So much puke
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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