i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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