I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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