White coat. Heels.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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