I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Enjoy the penises
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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