Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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