I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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