fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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