I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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