talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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