Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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