So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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