His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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