You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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