OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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