It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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