Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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