all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
40s are totally the cure
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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