How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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