He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
you never un-have a 4some
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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