But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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