FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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