The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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