a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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