i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Damn victory sex feels great
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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